The Worst Pick Up Line in the History of Pick Up Lines


Scene: The Brooklyn Inn Premise: Waiting for a drink

Characters: Man, mid 40s to early 50s; Woman, 29

Man: Do you want my seat?

Woman: No, no, just waiting for a drink.

Man: Are you pregnant?

Woman: Um, no.

Man: Do you want to be?

Awkward long pause

Man: I could be the father to your baby.

Woman: Oh, no. No. It's ok. I think I'll pass.

Man: I have two balls.

Long awkward pause

Man: That's right. TWO WORKING BALLS.


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