Oh the Places We'll Go!

Just spoke with a friend who said that he was on a date with a woman who was a pilot.

"Unheard of right?!  You never meet female pilots."

I nodded enthusiastically.

"So, in my head, I'm like oh, yes! I'm going to get so many deals and there are so many places that I need to go.  Silently, I've got the list going all through dinner."

"Did you guys travel together?" I asked.

"No, she never called me back."

That’s why you never hear about them. They’re busy running away from all of your male friends and their twenty eight year old bucket lists.