The Brutal Grammar School Dating Scene


My boyfriend was sharing his first relationship with me on the phone last night and it was a real wake up to the fact that you might still drink out of juice boxes, but no one’s too young to get ghosted.

Him: We were in the same friend group. Then, one day we started "dating" and nothing changed.  My friend Todd was dating her friend. Nothing really changed with them. Then, a few weeks later-we broke up. Still-nothing changed. But, I was sad.

Dating. Kicking the shit out of our emotions since fifth grade. Please stay tuned for the video from this past weekend when I interviewed my four year old niece about her failed relationship with a six year old Colombian Don Juan in Miami.