The D*** Pic Master

My roommate went home to Wisconsin last week and rekindle with a guy from her high school. She kept saying she misses how sweet and normal Wisconsin men are compared to California boys. She had been texting him every day and getting butterflies. Until...he persistently started asking for pictures of her.

Last night when I got home, she told me out of the blue, he sent her a d*** pic, and now is asking her for one. She asked if I wanted to see it. Being the self-proclaimed d*** pic expert and an amazing friend, I immediately said “Yes.” It's a nice size, but it's veiny. D**** are just so unattractive.

We start analyzing and wondering what kind of perv would send that. She is so turned off right now she just wants the conversation to be over.

D*** Pic Master: Just a lingerie pic?

Annoyed Roommate: It looks like you're good now. Lol.

D***k Pic Master: That was a few weeks ago.

Annoyed Roommate: So...how many other girls have you sent that to?

D*** Pic Master: Honestly, just two.

 

He sent my roommate a USED D*** PICK.

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