Shi*t My Jewish Dad Emails



Sometimes, when a girl gets lost in the dating jungle, she needs her father to be her guide.



Dear ­________,

Everything seems great with you.  Just remember you are JEWISH.  I repeat: JEWISH.  One more time: JEWISH.  Life is a Coen brothers movie.  Be on the constant alert for anti-semitism and non-Jewish young men claiming to be wonderful.  Stay alert!