Oldest Young People We Ever Ate With

I went to the islands with an ex-boyfriend.  By accident on our way to dinner we met another couple who unfortunately we began talking to.  The things discussed were so boring (literally they were only 5 years older than us, but acted 92), I could not even figure out a way to participate.  I just kept thinking, we went on vacation, this meal is so expensive, we are all so old right now.  Leaving them to believe I was one of the following:

1) Insipid

2) A trophy wife

2) Beaten

The end.