Another OK Cupid message to a woman who didn't become Anthony's girlfriend


She felt it was important to highlight her credentials in the field of picnicking. I felt it was important to highlight my skills in jerkery. (Hey, it could be a word.)


“lol” should only be used if you are actually laughing out loud and you’re a six year old covered in glitter. What exactly is a picnic professional? You have your own selection of gingham blankets? A vast array of wicker baskets? On a first name basis with bears?

Cheers, Anthony

I never got a response.


Editors Note: We laugh so loud when we read Anthony's messages. Do these women not have a sense of humor? Seriously?


Bio: At night Anthony is a standup comic living in NYC. During the day he works on his second novel. His first one is only $2 ( You can see him in the webseries, In The Middle. ( To pay the bills he is a partner in a concrete company ( and a Principal at a online design firm ( On paper he sounds much busier than he really is.