Another OK Cupid message to a woman who didn't become Anthony's girlfriend

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She felt it was important to highlight her credentials in the field of picnicking. I felt it was important to highlight my skills in jerkery. (Hey, it could be a word.)

Hi,

“lol” should only be used if you are actually laughing out loud and you’re a six year old covered in glitter. What exactly is a picnic professional? You have your own selection of gingham blankets? A vast array of wicker baskets? On a first name basis with bears?

Cheers, Anthony

I never got a response.

 

Editors Note: We laugh so loud when we read Anthony's messages. Do these women not have a sense of humor? Seriously?

 

Bio: At night Anthony is a standup comic living in NYC. During the day he works on his second novel. His first one is only $2 (thebasement.anthonycimino.com). You can see him in the Salon.com webseries, In The Middle. (http://www.salon.com/topic/in_the_middle/) To pay the bills he is a partner in a concrete company (www.bahkoconcrete.com) and a Principal at a online design firm (cynicalandsons.com). On paper he sounds much busier than he really is.