What's in the Box, Sir?

Because I have been having so many interesting conversations lately, this was only bound to come up: My mom just reported that in her high school days a very popular young man used to take girls to the drive-in inside the family work car.   Good news for the ladies who really liked to stretch out! He drove a hearse.

This is almost as disturbing as the guy I overheard on 23rd Street yesterday. "I know, I know, I kept the snake in there, but I didn't have any bags to put her present in."