How to turn your New Year's Eve date into a BDGS story

 1. Pick a random number. Swipe right on that person NO MATTER WHAT.

 tinder

tinder

2. By an outfit off the rack ensuring it's too short/itchy/or bright

 shopping list

shopping list

3. Tell old dating stories!

 apple juice

apple juice

4. Post on LinkedIn all night!

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LI_BAD_photo

5.Throw around the words "I love you." Share with the group.  Everyone deserves love!

 justin b

justin b

Congratulations! You're probably going to be our next show opener!

 beyonce concert

beyonce concert

Editor's note: All of the above have been tested repeatedly by BDGS staff...We recommend you do the opposite this New Year, but have fun, you crazy kids!