How to date when you're living with a Prude...

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It's happened to the best of us.  You get a roomie.  You hope they'll be fun, but not too crazy... and then this happens:  

Greetings Lovers,

Here's the pitch:

 

First week in NYC. I'm sub-leasing from an evangelical, 40 year old virgin (a real one). I'm out partying when an unexpected date unfolds in the back of a taxi. She left her purse, cabbie won't let her out without paying. So I pay, she falls in love with my polite gesture.

Comes back to the evangelical apartment with a purse full of narcotics, BDSM-tactics and an unusual talent I had not been privy to until that evening.

Beautiful!  We love a happy ending! (Wink wink)