Another OK Cupid Fail, Courtesy of Anthony...
The delightful and charming Anthony was kind enough to lend us access to his OK Cupid files. And let us tell you, the journey this guy took to get laid from on-line dating is one certainly worth following. For more, stay tuned... She mentioned in her profile that you should contact her if you could discuss the differences between leotards and unitards.
Leotards, or as they were originally referred, “Hey you see what that freak show Leo is wearing again? Why does his mom let him go out dressed like that? I heard his father ran away with a trucker or a waitress or a trucker waitress.” have been around since the, well, the time of that weirdo Leo. They have little to no socially redeemable value.
On the other hand a unitard is a highly practical item of clothing that, judging by many future based sci-fi shows, will be all the rage when we are a ruled by a benevolent, fascist dictatorship. Mass adherence to the Atkins diet is the first step on our way to a world united by unitards.
Am I right?
I never got a response.
Anthony is a man of many hats. And we will provide you links to all of them. At night he is a standup comic living in NYC. During the day he works on his second novel. His first one is only $2 (thebasement.anthonycimino.com). You can see him in the Salon.com webseries, In The Middle. (http://www.salon.com/topic/in_the_middle/) To pay the bills he is a partner in a concrete company (www.bahkoconcrete.com) and a Principal at a online design firm (cynicalandsons.com). On paper he sounds much busier than he really is.
You can also catch Anthony at our next BDGS show in September.