And now, a word from an audience member
He asked to meet up for coffee--at 6pm. I said: How about beer?
Ok. We met for a beer.
On our second drink, I noticed he was getting a crazy rash on his neck.
I said: You are getting a crazy rash on your neck.
He said: Oh--I'm allergic to beer. I was hoping this wouldn't happen.
I told him: Goodnight.
I mean, really. WTF.