Me: Are you making out? With that guy? Friend: Which one? The one from Canada? Yes--if making out means receiving text messages complete with witty emoticons about Eric Clapton.
Me: OMG that is hilarious. Can we post that on BDGS?
Friend: how about when he sent me this message: "Question: What's your biggest pet peeve? " Answer: Fucking emoticons (what I actually said was: "I can't think of any off the top of my head").