The Worst Pick Up Line in the History of Pick Up Lines
Scene: The Brooklyn Inn Premise: Waiting for a drink
Characters: Man, mid 40s to early 50s; Woman, 29
Man: Do you want my seat?
Woman: No, no, just waiting for a drink.
Man: Are you pregnant?
Woman: Um, no.
Man: Do you want to be?
Awkward long pause
Man: I could be the father to your baby.
Woman: Oh, no. No. It's ok. I think I'll pass.
Man: I have two balls.
Long awkward pause
Man: That's right. TWO WORKING BALLS.
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