He's not Separated Yet
This past weekend on NJ transit train*, I met a great self-proclaimed senior citizen who said this to me among about ten other hilarious dating stories from her life, "There was an older-no OLD-woman at my synagogue who was trying to match me up with a man there. 'He's nice. He has a good job. He's not separated yet'- What! I said- Not even separated- Excuse me but I can find my own casual sex partners."
I squeezed my ice coffee so hard the top burst off and spilled on my shorts.
*If you are this delightful woman, please please email us! You have our biz card and we'd love to have you perform/share more tales of scandalous love matches!