The Brutal Grammar School Dating Scene
My boyfriend (who I will from now on be referring to as Mickey) was sharing his first relationship with me on the phone last night.
Mickey: It was middle school and her name was Kerri Me: That name is so New Hampshire Mickey: I know haha We laugh.
Mickey: We were in the same friend group. Then, one day we started "dating" and nothing changed. My friend Todd was dating her friend. Nothing really changed with them. Then, a few weeks later-we broke up. Still-nothing changed. But, I was sad.
Dating. Kicking the shit out of our emotions since fifth grade. Please stay tuned for the video from this past weekend when I video interviewed my four year old niece about her failed relationship with a six year old Colombian Don Juan in Miami.