The Brutal Grammar School Dating Scene

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My boyfriend (who I will from now on be referring to as Mickey) was sharing his first relationship with me on the phone last night.

Mickey: It was middle school and her name was Kerri Me: That name is so New Hampshire Mickey: I know haha We laugh.

Mickey: We were in the same friend group.  Then, one day we started "dating" and nothing changed.  My friend Todd was dating her friend.  Nothing really changed with them.  Then, a few weeks later-we broke up.  Still-nothing changed.  But, I was sad.

Dating. Kicking the shit out of our emotions since fifth grade. Please stay tuned for the video from this past weekend when I video interviewed my four year old niece about her failed relationship with a six year old Colombian Don Juan in Miami.