Synonyms for Unemployed

We will preface this list by stating that there are some cases where the following are legitimate jobs. But when reviewing the "occupation" section of on-line dating profiles, we're just saying--be wary of the following:

1. actor 2. waiter 3. musician 4. entrepreneur 5. student 6."aspiring" anything 7. full-time blogger/ "professional blogger" 8. musician 9. "in between gigs" 10. on-line poker player (synonym for gambling addict?) 11. gamer (see: