OK Cupid win #753
Starts off just fine, and then it's all downhill from there... <<Wow, what a wonderful profile! You seem like you'd be equally delighting to meet in person. Now, on to the awkward part. You see I am completely in love with you. And you're drop-dead gorgeous with a phenomenal wit, why wouldn't I be? If I could only figure out precisely what to do next.
Sorry, I am sure this kind of sarcasm can come of as creepy. But I mean no harm. Furthermore, I reserve the right to use certain phrases, such as "love", with liberal euphemism in the future. If you're even fractionally like the woman you play on the internet I should find frequent occasion for superlative usage. Just sayin'.
I hope you have a fabulous week and a restful weekend. I look forward to the opportunity of learning more about you. Until then, take care.>>
No. Not creepy. Not creepy at all.
Note to readers: When a man's introduction includes, "But I mean no harm", you keep a careful eye out for a big white van, and get Mariska Hargitay on speed dial. This has L&O SVU written all over it.